Britney Spears: Criminal

Love the video though feel she didn't use her location as well as she could have as
Dalston is a directors dream.
We have also been informed that the guy who gets kicked in the balls is Freddy at Storm Models.

Britney Hates The Paps (Go Figure)

We love it when you can see a bit of life behind Britney's eyes.
As this is a style blog (yes really!) we shall take a fashion stance on the whole shebang.
The whole Mad Men/Louis Vuitton/Womanly trend passed Britney by didn't it?
Seeing as she appears to channeling Avril Lavigne circa 2005.
We like her face best when the driver pours milk over himself.

Girls On Tour

The rest of the press are saying that Britney's looking a bit tubby on her new tour but we think she looks smaller than ever!
Which begs the question, is she going to have to stand next to oversized objects for the rest of her life?
& do the dancers look so shit to make her look better?
Because it almost works!
We love you Britney! (aka Dolly Parton 2.0)

Britney's Back!

Say what you like about her in her skivvies. She airbrushes well.
Britney we love you come to London & do a P.A in our office soon!

Britneys Back. Better Than Before

As much as we wanted to love the video for Hold It Against Me it seemed a bit clumsy & Britney as she has often done over the past few years dances a bit like she's also thinking about what to cook for tea. This however feels much like the return to form we were after. Some of the moves are so catchy we've found ourselves breaking into dance in & around Old Street roundabout. Love a Gucci shoe. Love the Burberry studded biker jacket, even if she does have an incredible knack of making the most high end clothes look like cheap knock offs.
Uh oh oh oh oh oh ooooh. Oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooh.

If It Wasn't Pissing It Down We'd Run To The Nearest Newsagent to Buy This

Britney Spears & Pop Magazine in collaboration with Takashi Murakami.
Glad she's still pulling the old Lolita shtick even though she's popped two kids out.